hi daniel, welcome back and here's a joke for you, i found this at the forum of AAG-
WHAT'S A CHURCH?
A well-worn one-dollar bill and a similarly distressed twenty-dollar bill arrived at a Federal Reserve Bank to be retired. As they moved along the conveyor belt to be burned, they struck up a conversation. The twenty-dollar bill reminisced about its travels all over the country.
"I've had a pretty good life," the twenty-dollar bill proclaimed. "Why I've been to Las Vegas and Atlantic City , the finest restaurants in New York , performances on Broadway, and even a cruise to the Caribbean "
"Wow!" said the one-dollar bill. "You've really had an exciting life!"
"So tell me," says the twenty-dollar bill, "where have you been throughout your lifetime?"
The one dollar bill replies, "Oh, I've been to the Methodist Church , the Baptist Church, the Lutheran Church."
The twenty-dollar bill interrupts, "What's a church?"
hi daniel, welcome back and here's a joke for you, i found this at the forum of AAG-
WHAT'S A CHURCH?
A well-worn one-dollar bill and a similarly distressed twenty-dollar bill arrived at a Federal Reserve Bank to be retired. As they moved along the conveyor belt to be burned, they struck up a conversation. The twenty-dollar bill reminisced about its travels all over the country.
"I've had a pretty good life," the twenty-dollar bill proclaimed. "Why I've been to Las Vegas and Atlantic City , the finest restaurants in New York , performances on Broadway, and even a cruise to the Caribbean "
"Wow!" said the one-dollar bill. "You've really had an exciting life!"
"So tell me," says the twenty-dollar bill, "where have you been throughout your lifetime?"
The one dollar bill replies, "Oh, I've been to the Methodist Church , the Baptist Church, the Lutheran Church."
The twenty-dollar bill interrupts, "What's a church?"
Hey Michael,
I love this scripture you have here on your page above, what a good and powerful scripture this is.
Please know I trusted God already for Deepy healing. I will continue to lift him up and I will bring him up in prayers at my church. Good things happen when we pray. All I want from you is to let me know how he is doing, please. God bless you!
hello michael daniel, here's a joke to cheer u up-
WIFE REPORTS MISSING HUSBAND... BUT SHE
IS NOT MISSING HER HUSBAND :) (SMILE)
A lady calls the police to report her husband is missing. The police arrive and ask for a description. She tells them he's 6 foot 2 inches tall, blonde wavy hair and has a smile that makes everybody love him.
The police then go to the next door neighbor to verify this report and the lady next door tells the police, "You can't believe her. He's 5 foot 4 inches tall, has no hair and he wears a perpetual frown on his face."
The neighbor then goes and asks the lady why she gave the police such a false report. She replies, "Just because I reported him missing, doesn't mean I wanted him back!"
hello bhaiya ya ya
me f9 u tell hozz uuuuuuu n wass up........well now i kno how to make frnd n how to invite them okkkkkk
so now im really having alot of fun in this site u tell hozz u okkkkkkk
so hav u got the cardreader or not........or the bluetooth...........reply soon okkkkkk
byeeeeeeeeeeee
tkr..........................................
Hello Michael, nice to hear from me. We are good my dear brother. God is good, all the time. He is in control of our lives and place my life in His hands.
How are things your side?
God bless you dear brother?
HELLO MICHAEL, REMEMBER ME, SYLVIA AFRICA FROM SOUTH AFRICA. I'VE BEEN OFF THE NET FOR A WHILE BECAUSE I DIDN'T HAD INTERNET, NOW I'M BACK. I TRUST YOU ARE WELL.
HOW ARE THINGS YOUR SIDE?
I AM GIVING YOU A JESUS HUG AND SMILE, MAY YOU HAVE A BLESSED DAY.
GOD BLESS
SYLVIA
Thank you for the scripture it was from God that you sent it to me.
The devil was really giving me a hard time yesterday, So I recieve The confort of God this day. May your day be blessed in the name of Jesus. In the love of Jesus
Bob
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WHAT'S A CHURCH?
A well-worn one-dollar bill and a similarly distressed twenty-dollar bill arrived at a Federal Reserve Bank to be retired. As they moved along the conveyor belt to be burned, they struck up a conversation. The twenty-dollar bill reminisced about its travels all over the country.
"I've had a pretty good life," the twenty-dollar bill proclaimed. "Why I've been to Las Vegas and Atlantic City , the finest restaurants in New York , performances on Broadway, and even a cruise to the Caribbean "
"Wow!" said the one-dollar bill. "You've really had an exciting life!"
"So tell me," says the twenty-dollar bill, "where have you been throughout your lifetime?"
The one dollar bill replies, "Oh, I've been to the Methodist Church , the Baptist Church, the Lutheran Church."
The twenty-dollar bill interrupts, "What's a church?"
WHAT'S A CHURCH?
A well-worn one-dollar bill and a similarly distressed twenty-dollar bill arrived at a Federal Reserve Bank to be retired. As they moved along the conveyor belt to be burned, they struck up a conversation. The twenty-dollar bill reminisced about its travels all over the country.
"I've had a pretty good life," the twenty-dollar bill proclaimed. "Why I've been to Las Vegas and Atlantic City , the finest restaurants in New York , performances on Broadway, and even a cruise to the Caribbean "
"Wow!" said the one-dollar bill. "You've really had an exciting life!"
"So tell me," says the twenty-dollar bill, "where have you been throughout your lifetime?"
The one dollar bill replies, "Oh, I've been to the Methodist Church , the Baptist Church, the Lutheran Church."
The twenty-dollar bill interrupts, "What's a church?"
I love this scripture you have here on your page above, what a good and powerful scripture this is.
Please know I trusted God already for Deepy healing. I will continue to lift him up and I will bring him up in prayers at my church. Good things happen when we pray. All I want from you is to let me know how he is doing, please. God bless you!
WIFE REPORTS MISSING HUSBAND... BUT SHE
IS NOT MISSING HER HUSBAND :) (SMILE)
A lady calls the police to report her husband is missing. The police arrive and ask for a description. She tells them he's 6 foot 2 inches tall, blonde wavy hair and has a smile that makes everybody love him.
The police then go to the next door neighbor to verify this report and the lady next door tells the police, "You can't believe her. He's 5 foot 4 inches tall, has no hair and he wears a perpetual frown on his face."
The neighbor then goes and asks the lady why she gave the police such a false report. She replies, "Just because I reported him missing, doesn't mean I wanted him back!"
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me f9 u tell hozz uuuuuuu n wass up........well now i kno how to make frnd n how to invite them okkkkkk
so now im really having alot of fun in this site u tell hozz u okkkkkkk
so hav u got the cardreader or not........or the bluetooth...........reply soon okkkkkk
byeeeeeeeeeeee
tkr..........................................
How are things your side?
God bless you dear brother?
HOW ARE THINGS YOUR SIDE?
I AM GIVING YOU A JESUS HUG AND SMILE, MAY YOU HAVE A BLESSED DAY.
GOD BLESS
SYLVIA
tell me how to make frnds here..................ok
Each one is dear to me
For all the smiles and glowing hearts
I seem to always see.
They're there in times of good and bad
Their love, they always share
They fill me with unending joy
And show me that they care.
I see them as the shining stars
God placed them there with care
I may not always see their smiles
But know they're always there.
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hello michael!
how r u?
God bless
Sylvia
The devil was really giving me a hard time yesterday, So I recieve The confort of God this day. May your day be blessed in the name of Jesus. In the love of Jesus
Bob
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