hello, here's a joke for you Chris! God bless you today and always. by the way how did you get to know this christian site?
BIGGER TURKEY-
A woman walks into a butcher's shop just before closing time and asks, "Do you have any turkey?"
The butcher opens his fridge, takes out his only turkey and puts it on the weighing scales. It weighs six pounds.
The woman looks at the turkey and at the scales and asks, "Do you have one that's a bit bigger than this one, please?" The butcher puts the turkey back into the fridge and then takes it out again, but this time when he puts it on the scales he keeps his thumb on the turkey. The scales now show eight pounds.
"That's wonderful," says the woman. "I'll take both of them, please!"
“For Christ's love compels us, because we are convinced that one died for all, and therefore all died. And he died for all, that those who live should no longer live for themselves but for him who died for them and was raised again.”- 2 Corinthians 5:14-15
May His Kingdom rises upon us.
Let's pray this prayer for a week...en tell everyone how God renew r heart...
As King David said, WASH ME THOROUGHLY FROM MY
INIQUITY, AND CLEANSE ME FROM MY SIN.
( PSALM 51:2 *NKJV )
Here’s a daily prayer …. WASH DAY….
Monday Wash Day
Lord, help me wash away all my selfishness and vanity, so I
may serve you with perfect humility through the week ahead.
Tuesday Ironing Day
Dear Lord, help me iron out all the wrinkles
of prejudice I have collected through the years so that I may
see the beauty in others.
Wednesday Mending Day
O God, help me mend my ways so I will not
set a bad example for others.
Thursday Cleaning Day
Lord Jesus, help me to dust out all the many faults I have been
hiding in the secret corners of my heart.
Friday Shopping Day
O God, give me the grace to shop wisely so I may purchase
eternal happiness for myself and all others in need of love.
Saturday Cooking Day
Help me, my Savior, to brew a big kettle of brotherly love and
serve it with clean, sweet bread of human kindness.
Sunday The Lord's Day
O God, I have prepared my house for you. Please come into my
heart so I may spend the day and the rest of my life in your
presence.
hi chris,
it is a pleasant thing for brethren to dwell together in unity. with this net, there is no distance between us. together we can win the world for CHRIST. stay blessed.
inibehe.
Hi Chris,
Good to see your mail in my box, how are doing, hope God is seeing you through.
Remember that He is the same yesterday, today and forever.
Have a wonderful day with Christ. Hope to hear from you.
Hi Chris,
I am one of the members of the net, compliment of the season.
I see that the story about you with God ia a story of love lost and then found thru Jesus.
I appreciate yu for joining this great and internet family to share the word and works of God with others.
Keep it up and you'll never regret knowing Christ and the power of HIs ressurection.
Have a wonderful day, hope to recieve your mails and also chat with you on IM.
This is Nienie,one of the moderators on TheNET.Warm welcome greetings
I see your passion is to become like Jesus, yes indeed a passion everyone should have when they met Jesus.
Glad you joined our wonderful internet family, sharing the love of Christ, learning and growing in your spiritual life.And as a bonus make a lot of friends!
May you experience a wonderful fellowship and growth with all the others by joining in the groups and forums and share the love of Jesus Christ.
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BIGGER TURKEY-
A woman walks into a butcher's shop just before closing time and asks, "Do you have any turkey?"
The butcher opens his fridge, takes out his only turkey and puts it on the weighing scales. It weighs six pounds.
The woman looks at the turkey and at the scales and asks, "Do you have one that's a bit bigger than this one, please?" The butcher puts the turkey back into the fridge and then takes it out again, but this time when he puts it on the scales he keeps his thumb on the turkey. The scales now show eight pounds.
"That's wonderful," says the woman. "I'll take both of them, please!"
(Ha ha ha.... gotcha butcher!)
“For Christ's love compels us, because we are convinced that one died for all, and therefore all died. And he died for all, that those who live should no longer live for themselves but for him who died for them and was raised again.”- 2 Corinthians 5:14-15
May His Kingdom rises upon us.
abide in His love,
ladyhumble
JOHN 3:16
May God's way be on your way today and always.
Abide in His love,
ladyhumble
“But just as he who called you is holy, so be holy in all you do; for it is written: "Be holy, because I am holy.”- 1 Peter 1:15-16
Remain in Him,
ladyhumble
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As King David said, WASH ME THOROUGHLY FROM MY
INIQUITY, AND CLEANSE ME FROM MY SIN.
( PSALM 51:2 *NKJV )
Here’s a daily prayer …. WASH DAY….
Monday Wash Day
Lord, help me wash away all my selfishness and vanity, so I
may serve you with perfect humility through the week ahead.
Tuesday Ironing Day
Dear Lord, help me iron out all the wrinkles
of prejudice I have collected through the years so that I may
see the beauty in others.
Wednesday Mending Day
O God, help me mend my ways so I will not
set a bad example for others.
Thursday Cleaning Day
Lord Jesus, help me to dust out all the many faults I have been
hiding in the secret corners of my heart.
Friday Shopping Day
O God, give me the grace to shop wisely so I may purchase
eternal happiness for myself and all others in need of love.
Saturday Cooking Day
Help me, my Savior, to brew a big kettle of brotherly love and
serve it with clean, sweet bread of human kindness.
Sunday The Lord's Day
O God, I have prepared my house for you. Please come into my
heart so I may spend the day and the rest of my life in your
presence.
Thanks for the invitation. I have joined your group. Could not wait to get more benefits. Be strong in The Lord.
inibehe.
WELCOME to this Net and thank you for coming to my life and becoming my friend. God bless you always.
With love in Christ: Christy Gabriel Bit is a pleasant thing for brethren to dwell together in unity. with this net, there is no distance between us. together we can win the world for CHRIST. stay blessed.
inibehe.
Good to see your mail in my box, how are doing, hope God is seeing you through.
Remember that He is the same yesterday, today and forever.
Have a wonderful day with Christ. Hope to hear from you.
Abasiofon
I am one of the members of the net, compliment of the season.
I see that the story about you with God ia a story of love lost and then found thru Jesus.
I appreciate yu for joining this great and internet family to share the word and works of God with others.
Keep it up and you'll never regret knowing Christ and the power of HIs ressurection.
Have a wonderful day, hope to recieve your mails and also chat with you on IM.
Great Joy
Abasiofon
This is Nienie,one of the moderators on TheNET.Warm welcome greetings
I see your passion is to become like Jesus, yes indeed a passion everyone should have when they met Jesus.
Glad you joined our wonderful internet family, sharing the love of Christ, learning and growing in your spiritual life.And as a bonus make a lot of friends!
May you experience a wonderful fellowship and growth with all the others by joining in the groups and forums and share the love of Jesus Christ.
Many blessings
Nienie
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