hello erik. here's a joke i got from the AAG forum to cheer u up-
BIGGER TURKEY-
A woman walks into a butcher's shop just before closing time and asks, "Do you have any turkey?"
The butcher opens his fridge, takes out his only turkey and puts it on the weighing scales. It weighs six pounds.
The woman looks at the turkey and at the scales and asks, "Do you have one that's a bit bigger than this one, please?" The butcher puts the turkey back into the fridge and then takes it out again, but this time when he puts it on the scales he keeps his thumb on the turkey. The scales now show eight pounds.
"That's wonderful," says the woman. "I'll take both of them, please!"
“For Christ's love compels us, because we are convinced that one died for all, and therefore all died. And he died for all, that those who live should no longer live for themselves but for him who died for them and was raised again.”- 2 Corinthians 5:14-15
May His Kingdom rises upon us.
Thank you for your comment. I didnt know there were other sites out there like this one. I pray that you have a blessed and safe New years!! God Bless!
Eric,
With what you sent me was great but... It sounds like we got to thing to to show to Jesus and to God we are good. We as Christians are sinners but we who give our lives to Jesus then we are saved. So the new website is good but it is not going to get you into Heaven. with all that said God bless you with the site and sreading the word of Jesus Christ hope and I'll pray you.
At 5:31am on November 30, 2008, CHARLES KOGI said…
am inspired by your site.It is amazing how we can use our talents for furtherance of Gods kingdom.I wish I can know you more as a friend in Christ.am a kenyan newly born again
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BIGGER TURKEY-
A woman walks into a butcher's shop just before closing time and asks, "Do you have any turkey?"
The butcher opens his fridge, takes out his only turkey and puts it on the weighing scales. It weighs six pounds.
The woman looks at the turkey and at the scales and asks, "Do you have one that's a bit bigger than this one, please?" The butcher puts the turkey back into the fridge and then takes it out again, but this time when he puts it on the scales he keeps his thumb on the turkey. The scales now show eight pounds.
"That's wonderful," says the woman. "I'll take both of them, please!"
(Ha ha ha.... gotcha butcher!)
“For Christ's love compels us, because we are convinced that one died for all, and therefore all died. And he died for all, that those who live should no longer live for themselves but for him who died for them and was raised again.”- 2 Corinthians 5:14-15
May His Kingdom rises upon us.
abide in His love,
ladyhumble
JOHN 3:16
May God's way be on your way today and always.
Abide in His love,
ladyhumble
With what you sent me was great but... It sounds like we got to thing to to show to Jesus and to God we are good. We as Christians are sinners but we who give our lives to Jesus then we are saved. So the new website is good but it is not going to get you into Heaven. with all that said God bless you with the site and sreading the word of Jesus Christ hope and I'll pray you.
I’m here to say to you all have a safe and Christ filled holidays.
Lot of Christian Love.
God bless.
Lucas Barrows HPA- Hoxton Park Anglican.
Forums and Blogs: Forums are for asking questions and for sharing a response to a question someone has posted. This is a great opportunity for “iron to sharpen iron.” Blogs are for posting an opinion, view or specific message regarding a subject.
Making New Friends: You will make many new friends here on AAG. Some will send a friend invite to you. You have the choice to accept or decline. When an invite has been sent to you the “My Friends” the upper right box on your home page will be followed by the word “New”.” Simply click on the icon and make your choice. To invite someone to be your friend you simply need to go to their home page and click on “add as friend” under their personal photo. Once someone is your friend you will be able to email each of your friends on AAG. You can also leave a message on someone personal page, but note that everyone will be able to read what you leave there.
IMs: You can IM anyone who is on line by clicking on their picture located at the upper right part of the page.
Chat Room: There is a chat room located near the top of the AAG main page. It is a great place to get to know people better.
Videos: You can also upload Christian videos on the AAG main page or watch them. They are located down the left side of the main page.
If you have any questions feel free to ask. We are here to serve you to the best of our abilities.
We are glad you are here,
LT
Volunteer Forums Moderator
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