Just for smile

[The pilgrim]

Just for smile

Hello every one!!! Just trying to put smile on your face....... hope it will work......... please make it to work ( lol ha ha)
A Pastor decide to visit his church member who living around his house, went to her home and knocking the door........... He felt their is movement in the house ...... waiting .......but the door didn't open for him.
Then he took out a piece of paper from his pocket and wrote .... only Revelation 3:20.
( which is.... "Behold, I stand at the door and knock. If anyone hears My voice and opens the door, I will come in to him and dine with him, and he with Me.") He put on the door and left.
The next day when he open his door he found a piece of paper similar to what he put on the other door of his member he read .... only Genesis 3:10.
(which is .... He answered, "I heard you in the garden, and I was afraid because I was naked; so I hid." ).
She was having a shower and not wearing properly to answer the door when he was knocking !!! ( ha ha)
"These commandments that I give you today are to be upon your hearts. Impress them on your children. Talk about them when you sit at home and when you walk along the road, when you lie down and when you get up. Tie them as symbols on your hands and bind them on your foreheads. Write them on the doorframes of your houses and on your gates."
~Deuteronomy 6:4-7.

We can relate God's Word to the experiences of our daily life!!!!
Thank YOU LORD!!!! For Your Powerful and working Word!!!! Amen!!!
Have a blessed weekend every one!!!
Remain blessed all!!
With His love.

[felixpadua]

hehehe. nice one, pilgrim. try again.

[The pilgrim]

Hello dear felix, i'm glad u enjoyed it, and thank you for the comment.
Remain blessed
With his love, ur sis.

[Bev]

Humor is vital.....I know God has a sense of humor as He created us, we have one and we were created in His image. I love that you shared this with us.,....I love to laugh and you succeeded in that.....as always.

Love you!!

[The pilgrim]

Hello my habeebteey Bev, i'm glad to see smile on ur face it makes me smile too (ha ha) thank you for the comment and keep smiling always my dear, here is another one ........ hope u will enjoy it also..........
A preacher and a bus driver went to heaven. The bus driver got a big, beautiful mansion with large rooms. The preacher got only a one-room bungalow. When the preacher asked why his reward was so modest after preaching the gospel all of his life, he was told,"When you preached, the people fell asleep. When the bus driver drove his bus, the people prayed."
Remain blessed.
I love you too.

[allen humes]

Excellent. I needed a lift.
I wish I had seen it yesterday when I was strugling to find an article to finalise my church newsletter.
My congregation need some think to make them smile - to much "doom and gloom" at the minute.
keep smiling,
Allen

[Domingo Raagas]

Thank you for your jokes..it put smile on me..that's a good one..(he,he.he)

[The pilgrim]

Hello dear Domingo, i'm glad u enjoy it..... i'm smiling with u ..... and thank you for ur comment.

May the Lord smile on u today and forever.
remain blessed.
With His love ur sis.

[Domingo Raagas]

I even share it with my bro & sis..without your consent..hope is ok..but they like it thou.. and they are smiling...

[allen humes]

You certainly made me smile.
God bless you.

[The pilgrim]

Hello dear allen, i'm glad u enjoyed it .... u know what smile is like perfum when u spray it for the other person u too enjoy the smell ....... so me too smiling back. thank you for the smile, and thank for ur comment.
Remain blessed.
With His love, ur sis.

[The pilgrim]

Hello dear childof god, (ha ha) that was nice one, thank you for sharing with us, i wonder the Man1 wife look like ( ha ha) big smile.
Remain blessed.
With his love, ur sis.

[Roxliverpoolfan]

Can I send it to my best friend or is it too public???