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All this seriousness, I think it's time for a laugh.
HAVE A GIGGLE FOR A CHANGE.
A lesson to be learned From typing the wrong email address!!!!
A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where They spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day.
The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email.
Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He had been a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email, expecting messages from relatives and friends.
After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. Her son rushed into the room, found his mother on the Floor, and saw the computer screen which read:
To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Arrived
Date: October 16, 2005
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here
now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just
arrived and have been checked in.
I've seen that everything has been
prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
Looking forward to seeing you then!!!!
Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
P.S. Sure is hot down here!!!! Delete Comment
A lesson to be learned From typing the wrong email address!!!!
A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where They spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day.
The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email.
Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He had been a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email, expecting messages from relatives and friends.
After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. Her son rushed into the room, found his mother on the Floor, and saw the computer screen which read:
To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Arrived
Date: October 16, 2005
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here
now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just
arrived and have been checked in.
I've seen that everything has been
prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
Looking forward to seeing you then!!!!
Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
P.S. Sure is hot down here!!!! Delete Comment
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Permalink Reply by Ramona P. Jacobsz on -
WOMENS' BUMPER STICKERS:
1. SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME.
2. IF THEY DON'T HAVE CHOCOLATE IN HEAVEN, I AIN'T GOING.
3. MY MOTHER IS A TRAVEL AGENT FOR GUILT TRIPS.
4. COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN ... SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH.
5. DON'T TREAT ME ANY DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU WOULD THE QUEEN.
6. NEXT MOOD SWING: 6 MINUTES.
7. OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME.
8. DO NOT START WITH ME. YOU WILL NOT WIN.
9. HOW CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY?
10. IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN!
DOES THIS SOUND FAMILIAR GUYS?
<:))))><<
Your Friend
Ramona P.
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Permalink Reply by Carla on -
LOL....so funny..I do that now sometimes and I'm only 39... (just kidding--kind of)
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Permalink Reply by Carla on
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A Simple Fact About Faith.
A. HUMOROUS ILLUSTRATIONS
1. Two nuns were driving through the countryside when they ran out of gas.
a. They walked to a nearby farmhouse for help and the kindly farmer said that they could siphon some of
the gas from his tractor.
(1) However, they could not find anything in which to carry the gas, until the farmer produced a
battered old chamber pot.
(2) Now, for those of you young people that have never seen or heard of a chamber pot, and don't
know what one is, it's an antique bed pan.
(3) And for those who STILL don't understand what a chamber pot is, it is something like a
port-a-potty.
(a) The nuns filled the pot with gas, walked back to the car, and began pouring it in.
1) A passing motorist, hardly believing what he saw, stopped and said, "I don't agree
with your religion, but I admire your faith!"
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Permalink Reply by Ramona P. Jacobsz on
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SO CUTE!!!
I CAN JUST VISUALIZE IT...
WE CERTAINLY CAN DO WITH SOME HUMOUR... LIFE IS SO SERIOUS AND AT THE MOMENT WE REALLY NEED F A I T H...
BLESSINGS AND LOL
<:))))><<
Your Friend
Ramona P.
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Permalink Reply by Natasha Mayes on -
An atheist gets lost in the forrest and from out of nowhere is attacked by a grissly. Out of pure terror he calls out: LORD SAVE ME!
Suddenly, time just stops. No wind blows, no bird sings and the bear seems frozen on the spot. Suddenly a big voice booms: "You have denied Me all of your life and now I must save you?"
The atheist replies: "I know I was wrong Lord, can you please forgive me and help me in my time of need?"
The Voice replies: "How can I help you?"
Atheist says: "Can you make the bear religious? Perhaps it will then take pity on me!"
So the Voice says to him: "I will grant you your request!"
Suddenly, sounds of life returns to the forrest, the bear drops to his knees, puts his hands together and say: "Lord, I thank you for the food I'm about to enjoy..."
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Permalink Reply by Ramona P. Jacobsz on
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HI THERE!
IT SEEMS LIKE ALL COUNTRIES ARE ACTUALLY SIMILAR!!! (SMILE)...
HOPE YOU ARE FEELING BETTER... HEARD THAT YOU WERE A LITTLE "UNDER THE WEATHER"... SENDING YOU BEST WISHES AND GOOD HEALTH... GOD BLESS YOU AND YOUR LOVED ONES.
<:))))><<
Your Friend
Ramona P.
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