All this seriousness, I think it's time for a laugh.

[Ron Payne]

HAVE A GIGGLE FOR A CHANGE.

A lesson to be learned From typing the wrong email address!!!!

A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where They spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day.



The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email.


Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He had been a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email, expecting messages from relatives and friends.


After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. Her son rushed into the room, found his mother on the Floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Arrived
Date: October 16, 2005

I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here
now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just
arrived and have been checked in.
I've seen that everything has been
prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
Looking forward to seeing you then!!!!
Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

P.S. Sure is hot down here!!!! Delete Comment

[Ramona P. Jacobsz]

WHY MEN CAN'T WIN

(LEA I HOPE YOU DID NOT HEAR THIS ONE YET) AND DO NOT THINK I AM ON THE MAN'S SIDE...


If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your butt and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a control freak.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's manipulation.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're self-centered.
If you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore.

I wonder why women are so difficult?

Your honest friend


<:))))><<

Ramona P.


Guys don't smile too long - some women is going to get even with you!

[Ramona P. Jacobsz]

WOMEN DRIVING (WHAT HAVE I GOT AGAINST WOMEN ... I'M ONE MYSELF!!)

Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, both women barely large enough to see over the dashboard.

As they cruised along, they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red, but they just went right on through.

The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself, "I must be losing it, I could have sworn we just went through a red light."

After a few more minutes, they came to another intersection, the light was red, and again they went right through.

This time, the passenger was almost sure that the light had been red, but was also concerned that she might be seeing things.

She was getting nervous, and decided to pay very close attention.

At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was definitely red, and they went right through it.

She turned to the other woman and said, "Mildred! Did you know we just ran through three red lights in a row? You could have killed us!"

Mildred turned to her and said,
"Oh my goodness! Am I driving?


<:))))><<
Your Friend
Ramona P.

[Ramona P. Jacobsz]

WOMENS' BUMPER STICKERS:


1. SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME.

2. IF THEY DON'T HAVE CHOCOLATE IN HEAVEN, I AIN'T GOING.

3. MY MOTHER IS A TRAVEL AGENT FOR GUILT TRIPS.

4. COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN ... SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH.

5. DON'T TREAT ME ANY DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU WOULD THE QUEEN.

6. NEXT MOOD SWING: 6 MINUTES.

7. OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME.

8. DO NOT START WITH ME. YOU WILL NOT WIN.

9. HOW CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY?

10. IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN!

DOES THIS SOUND FAMILIAR GUYS?


<:))))><<
Your Friend
Ramona P.

[Carla]

LOL....so funny..I do that now sometimes and I'm only 39... (just kidding--kind of)

[Carla]

A Simple Fact About Faith.
A. HUMOROUS ILLUSTRATIONS
1. Two nuns were driving through the countryside when they ran out of gas.
a. They walked to a nearby farmhouse for help and the kindly farmer said that they could siphon some of
the gas from his tractor.
(1) However, they could not find anything in which to carry the gas, until the farmer produced a
battered old chamber pot.
(2) Now, for those of you young people that have never seen or heard of a chamber pot, and don't
know what one is, it's an antique bed pan.
(3) And for those who STILL don't understand what a chamber pot is, it is something like a
port-a-potty.
(a) The nuns filled the pot with gas, walked back to the car, and began pouring it in.
1) A passing motorist, hardly believing what he saw, stopped and said, "I don't agree
with your religion, but I admire your faith!"

[Ramona P. Jacobsz]

SO CUTE!!!


I CAN JUST VISUALIZE IT...

WE CERTAINLY CAN DO WITH SOME HUMOUR... LIFE IS SO SERIOUS AND AT THE MOMENT WE REALLY NEED F A I T H...

BLESSINGS AND LOL

<:))))><<
Your Friend
Ramona P.

[Bev]

[Carla]

ha ha ha.. funny!

[Natasha Mayes]

An atheist gets lost in the forrest and from out of nowhere is attacked by a grissly. Out of pure terror he calls out: LORD SAVE ME!
Suddenly, time just stops. No wind blows, no bird sings and the bear seems frozen on the spot. Suddenly a big voice booms: "You have denied Me all of your life and now I must save you?"
The atheist replies: "I know I was wrong Lord, can you please forgive me and help me in my time of need?"
The Voice replies: "How can I help you?"
Atheist says: "Can you make the bear religious? Perhaps it will then take pity on me!"
So the Voice says to him: "I will grant you your request!"
Suddenly, sounds of life returns to the forrest, the bear drops to his knees, puts his hands together and say: "Lord, I thank you for the food I'm about to enjoy..."

[Carla]

so....what if he missed??? YIKES!

[Carla]

[Ramona P. Jacobsz]

HI THERE!

IT SEEMS LIKE ALL COUNTRIES ARE ACTUALLY SIMILAR!!! (SMILE)...

HOPE YOU ARE FEELING BETTER... HEARD THAT YOU WERE A LITTLE "UNDER THE WEATHER"... SENDING YOU BEST WISHES AND GOOD HEALTH... GOD BLESS YOU AND YOUR LOVED ONES.

<:))))><<

Your Friend
Ramona P.